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Free Printable Halloween Kids Lunch Box Jokes

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September 30, 2019 by Fritzie

Here is a sheet of Free Printable Halloween Kids Lunch Box Jokes I created. This set of six free Halloween printables are in an easy pdf format, each one is different. Print out on light cardstock, cut out each one and add them to your kid’s lunches for a little bit of extra fun. Heck, go ahead and toss them in an adult’s lunch too, we could all use an extra chuckle here and there, right?!

Free Printable Halloween Kids Lunch Box Jokes (PDF Format)

And for more Halloween fun, here are a few more Halloween jokes which I may just make into another set of printable Halloween jokes.

Q: What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?
A: A “hollow-weenie!”

Q: Why doesn’t anybody like Dracula?
A: He has a bat temper.

Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A: Because he is always a goblin.

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The roller-ghoster

Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: Because he was all wound up.

Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit!

A few more Halloween posts you may also like…

Deliciously Wicked Halloween Cupcakes Ideas – fun list, everything from bloody eyeball cupcakes to glow in the dark cupcakes. There are quite a few really cool ideas in this batch.

Fun and Creative Easy To Make DIY Kids Halloween Costumes – all sorts of ideas including a beautiful monarch butterfly costume and a fun paper doll costume.

Healthy Halloween Snack Ideas Roundup List – Halloween goodies are awesome, but it is also nice to have some healthier options on hand too, so why not make them fun?! 🙂

And more free printable lunch box jokes…

Free Printable Easter Kids Lunch Box Jokes, set of six.

Free Printable St. Patrick’s Day Kids Lunch Box Jokes, set of eight.

Father’s Day Free Printable Labels (plus a few Father’s Day quotes)

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June 1, 2019 by Fritzie

Here is a set of Fathers Day Free Printable Labels that would be great to attach to your homemade food gift. These labels are ready to print in an easy pdf format. Embellish your yummy homemade goodies with one of these Father’s Day food labels to add an extra special touch to your gift. These would also be appropriate for many other occasions like birthdays or just because you’re thinking of someone special. It’s so much fun to give a thoughtful homemade gift any time of the year, right?!

Fathers Day Free Printable Labels Set

In addition, here are a few Father’s Day quotes for inspiration…

“My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.” – Jim Valvano

“When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry.” – William Shakespeare

“The most important thing in the world is family and love.” – John Wooden

“I decided in my life that I would do nothing that did not reflect positively on my father’s life.” – Sidney Poitier

“When it comes to Father’s Day, I will remember my dad for both being there to nurture me and also for the times he gave me on my own to cultivate my own interests and to nurture my own spirit.” – Jennifer Grant

Mother’s Day Free Printable Gift Tags (plus a few Mother’s Day Quotes)

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April 28, 2019 by Fritzie

Add a little pizzazz to your Mother’s Day present with these pretty Mothers Day Free Printable Gift Tags. Each tag is a little bit different and unique, so there is something for everyone. You can easily print these out on light card stock, cut out and put them on your packages. You could also print them out on sticker labels too. Either way would make a nice, extra special touch for sure.

Mothers Day Free Printable Gift Tags Set (PDF format).

In addition, to celebrate the awesomeness of Motherhood, here are a few Mother’s Day Quotes I ran across.

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. – Robert Browning

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. – Barbara Kingsolver

All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. – Abraham Lincoln

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. – Tenneva Jordan

A mother is not a person to lean upon, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. – Dorothy Canfield Fisher

God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers. – Rudyard Kipling

The Miracle of Life nurtured by a woman who gave us love and sacrifice…MOTHER. – Joel Barquez

Mothers: to the world you might just be one person, but to one person you might just be the world. – Author Unknown

Your arms were always open when I needed a hug. Your heart understood when I needed a friend. Your gentle eyes were stern when I needed a lesson. Your strength and love has guided me and gave me wings to fly. – Sarah Malin

Most mothers are instinctive philosophers. – Harriet Beecher Stowe

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. – Marion C. Garretty

Free Printable Easter Tags

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March 31, 2019 by Fritzie

Here is a set of 6 Free Printable Easter Tags, festive and bright for the occasion. There are six tags that all print out on one page via pdf format. Each one is completely unique and there is something for everyone. Print them out on card stock, cut out and enjoy, easy peasy. 🙂 I think these would be so pretty with a lacy ribbon tied onto an Easter Basket. Or you can use them as gift tags. As an idea, buy a box of themed Easter Candy, add one of these tags, and voila, an instant gift and with a special touch.

Set of Free Printable Easter Tags (PDF format)

Free Printable St. Patrick’s Day Kids Lunch Box Jokes

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March 2, 2019 by Fritzie

Here is a fun set of Free Printable St. Patrick’s Day Kids Lunch Box Jokes. These free downloadable lunch box jokes in easy to print PDF format are sure to brighten your kids’ day. They can pass them around at the lunch table and have a good laugh with their friends.

Printable St. Patrick’s Day Lunch Box Jokes (PDF format).

Speaking of St. Patrick’s Day, here is a cute poem I came across I thought would be fun to share.

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Free Printable Valentines Tags plus a few funny Valentine’s Day quips

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February 3, 2019 by Fritzie

Here is a set of Free Printable Valentines Tags for Valentine’s Day coming up. Make your gifts stand out with these pretty Valentine’s gift tags. While these would make a nice touch with any gift, I think they would look especially great when paired with a DIY crafty Valentines gift or homemade food treat. Print these tags out on white cardstock, cut them out and you’re ready to go!

Print the Valentine’s Day Gift Tags (PDF format)

Plus, for your amusement, check out this roundup of funny Valentine’s Day quips.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. ~ Charles M. Schulz

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.. ~ Erich Segal

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~ Rita Rudner

Happy Valentine’s Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you’re probably alone. ~ Jon Stewart

Valentine’s Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. ~ David Letterman

Love is a game that two can play and both win. ~ Eva Gabor

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. ~ Cathy Carlyle

People Call it Valentine’s Day, I call it Saturday. ~ Anonymous

OTHER POSTS YOU MAY LIKE:

Free Printable Heart Gift Tags.

Free Kids Valentine’s Day Cards Roundup

Krispy Kreme Free Doughnut for National Doughnut Day (no purchase needed)

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June 1, 2018 by Fritzie

Krispy Kreme Free Doughnut

Happy National Doughnut Day! To celebrate, Krispy Kreme will be giving their customers a free doughnut of their choice! No purchase is necessary, available June 1st, 2018 at participating locations only. You can check out all of the participating Free Krispy Kreme Doughnut Shops HERE. Enjoy!

Free Flags: Ace Hardware 1 Million American-Made Flag Giveaway for Memorial Day

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May 22, 2018 by Fritzie

Here is a nice offer coming up for free flags from Ace Hardware stores. Ace Hardware is collaborating with the Veterans of Foreign Wars of the U.S. (VFW) to honor veterans nationwide by pledging to give out 1 million American-made flags to consumers and local VFW Posts. On Saturday, May 26, visit any participating Ace stores and receive a free 8” x 12” American flag, while a second flag will be donated to a local VFW Post, which will be used for marking and honoring veteran graves this Memorial Day. At participating Ace Hardwares across the country, free flags will be given away to customers who come into the store with the ultimate goal to donate 1 million flags in honor of Veterans nationwide. One free 8″ x 12″ flag per customer, no purchase necessary, while supplies last.

Thanks Blythe!